whitenights
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Be careful driving to the lake this summer
I hope we don't read about anything like this when the Ohio Navy starts coming down I75
A WOMAN who shaved her bikini area while driving caused a car crash in Florida Keys, prompting police to issue fresh warnings about safe driving.
MyFox National reported today Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, crashed into another vehicle on Cudjoe Key after giving her ex-husband the wheel as she shaved
her private parts.
Link to full story
Barnes was driving to meet her boyfriend in Key West and told authorities she wanted to be "ready for the visit," WJZ.com reported.
WhiteNights is a 1990 37' Sea Ray Sundancer and is seriously for sale. I will entertain any offer. Try me!
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jhach
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![[*]](./images/xpsilver/default_icon.gif) posted on 3-8-2010 at 05:35 PM |
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Perfect!!!!
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WaterWings
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| posted on 3-8-2010 at 05:44 PM |
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No need to worry about the Ohio Navy White Nights, they're too busy finding UFO's.
From a Faux news story today:
Ohio Man Claims to Have Captured Evidence of UFOs
It's a bird ... it's a plane ... it's a UFO?
That's what one Lake Erie, Ohio, resident is claiming. Eugene Erlikh snapped a half a dozen photos of something unusual floating in the sky.
Erlikh believes the photos show a UFO, Fox8.com reports.
Erlikh told Fox8.com that the objects emitted "brilliant" colors and were flying solo, and occasionally in group formations. The objects appeared
to be "making line formations and triangles in the sky."
Rest of story and pics here:
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/03/08/lake-erie-man-claims-captured-ufo-e...
NOW for us Hillbilly's that could be real dangerous. 
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JabezBoy
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I have no stats to back this up, but does it ever seem like there are more "UFO sightings" when there is a down economy than when there is a good
economy?
As for the "prepared woman", wow. That is somebody's daughter.
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whitenights
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Waterwings, I must have seen the same UFO the other night, and here I thought it was just my telescope out of adjustment
whitenights has attached this image:
WhiteNights is a 1990 37' Sea Ray Sundancer and is seriously for sale. I will entertain any offer. Try me!
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shurl
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| posted on 3-8-2010 at 08:12 PM |
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Funny!
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ReadyOarKnot
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Her ex-husband was at control of the wheel on the way to see her boyfriend?!?! Here's your sign.
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SplendidIsolation
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| posted on 3-9-2010 at 06:29 AM |
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Most driving schools say smoothness is the key to good lap times.
I would rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the solution.--Kinky Friedman
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Skinner24
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| posted on 3-9-2010 at 08:21 AM |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by ReadyOarKnot
Her ex-husband was at control of the wheel on the way to see her boyfriend?!?! Here's your sign. |
That's exactly what I was thinking.
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Sixthree
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| posted on 3-9-2010 at 09:24 AM |
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At least she wasn't texting!
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gumby
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| posted on 3-9-2010 at 09:28 AM |
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From the look of her pic, she might have needed to take in a dye job too. Kinda scarey looking...
Some people pursue happiness,
Others create it
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Straydawg!
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| posted on 3-9-2010 at 09:45 AM |
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Ya know there is a Fau''bush'' joke in there.....but I'd better not
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yeahbuddy
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| posted on 3-9-2010 at 09:36 PM |
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Git her done!!!
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madcon1023
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| posted on 3-10-2010 at 06:35 PM |
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After looking at her mug shot, why does the phrase "rode hard and put away wet" come to mind.
Either the above, or this is your brain and this is your brain on drugs.
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